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Animal Jokes · 2026-11-06

Two snakes in the grass

Two snakes in the grass

Two snakes are slithering through the grass, we will call them Bob and Terry (for storytelling purposes), when suddenly Bob the snake stops.

Terry turns to Bob and asks: "Bob, mate, are you okay?"

Bob replies to Terry: "Mate, are we venemous?"

Terry replies: "Bob, we arent just venemous, we are the most deadliest snakes on the planet".

"Oh, Fuck!" Bob yells.

"Whats wrong Bob?" Asks a concerned Terry.

Bob replies: "I just bit my tongue...."

Source: Reddit.

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