General Jokes · 2026-11-11
Obama, Putin and Merkel talk in Moscow about their submarines
Obama, Putin and Merkel talk in Moscow about their submarines
Obama says: 'Ours can dive for 2 weeks without surfacing!'
Merkel walks silently.
Putin replies: 'Ours can dive for 2 months before having to surface!'
As they pass the Moskva, a sub surfaces and a person steps out, shouting 'Sieg Heil, Comrade! We need more Diesel!'
Obama says: 'Ours can dive for 2 weeks without surfacing!'
Merkel walks silently.
Putin replies: 'Ours can dive for 2 months before having to surface!'
As they pass the Moskva, a sub surfaces and a person steps out, shouting 'Sieg Heil, Comrade! We need more Diesel!'
Source: Reddit.