Boy pokes girl with a pencil

Boy pokes girl with a pencil

A boy sits behind a girl he likes in Catholic school and he shows it by poking her in the back with a pencil. One day during class the teacher asks:

"Who was the one that created the universe?"

The boy pokes the girl with his pencil and she jumps up and says:

"Oh God!"

Afterward the teacher asks:

"Okay, who's the one that died for our sins?"

The boy pokes the girl with his pencil a second time and she jumps up and says:

"Jesus Christ!"

The teacher then asks:

"What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd kid?"

The boy once again pokes the girl with his pencil so she turns around and says to him:

"If you stick that thing into me one more time I'm gonna break it in half!"