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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-11

On John's first night in jail,

On John's first night in jail,

His cell mate approaches him and says, "let's play house, would you like to be the husband or the wife?"
John, thinks for a second and replies, "I'll be the husband."
The cell mate then says,"okay, now get over here and suck your wife's dick."

Source: Reddit.

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