How to drive your fellow workers crazy.

How to drive your fellow workers crazy.

- Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice.
- Put your trash can on your desk and label it IN
- Put decaf in the coffee maker from 3 weeks. Once everybody has recovered from their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
- Practice making fax and modem noises.
- Reply to everything with "That's what YOU think."
- Put musquito netting around your cubicle.
- Dont use any punctuation
- TYPE ONLY IN UPPER CASE
- type only in lower case
- Answer your phone by saying, "The Morgue."