Son: Sir is this snake poisonous

Son: Sir is this snake poisonous

Father: No son, this snake isn't poisonous at all.

*Snake bites boy and boy immediately starts to spasm and foam at the mouth, leaving the other children watching, horrified*

Father: However, this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Let's get it right next time kids