General Jokes · 2026-11-12
A British, an American and a North Korean captain are bragging about their submarines...
A British, an American and a North Korean captain are bragging about their submarines...
A British, an American and a North Korean captain are bragging about their submarines and how long they can stay underwater.
The British captain starts off saying: "Our submarines can stay underwater for 6 months before having to resurface!".
The American replies: "Pff, that's nothing. Our submarines can go for a whole 3 years and never have to come to the surface once!".
At this point the North Korean starts laughing and says: "Oh boys, that's really cute and all, but we launched a submarine in 1968 and it hasn't surfaced yet!".
A British, an American and a North Korean captain are bragging about their submarines and how long they can stay underwater.
The British captain starts off saying: "Our submarines can stay underwater for 6 months before having to resurface!".
The American replies: "Pff, that's nothing. Our submarines can go for a whole 3 years and never have to come to the surface once!".
At this point the North Korean starts laughing and says: "Oh boys, that's really cute and all, but we launched a submarine in 1968 and it hasn't surfaced yet!".
Source: Reddit.