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School Jokes · 2026-11-14

Teacher asks Johnny, "What's Wrong?"

Teacher asks Johnny, "What's Wrong?"

Johnny :- Our house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny, are you asleep?'

I say No & he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye

Teacher:- Tonight, when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again? Johnny:- Dad asked me if I was asleep. I shut up & kept dead still. Then my mum and dad started moving at the same time. Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, "Are you coming?" Mum said, "Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?" Dad answered:- Yes.

Well, they don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, "wait for me, I'm coming too".

Source: Reddit.

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