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Sports & Games · 2026-11-07

A man is stopped for speeding on the highway

A man is stopped for speeding on the highway

The driver, when confronted by the cop to be issued a ticket, suddenly confesses that he has heroin with him in the vehicle.
Shocked, the cop calls for backup, explaining that the man who he caught speeding admitted that he had drugs on him.

A narcotics team arrives and searches the vehicle to find nothing of interest. Confronting the driver, they ask for an explanation.

"The cop said I had heroin in my car?! Of course not!" exclaims the driver.

"I bet he told you I was speeding too"

Source: Reddit.

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