You might be a redneck if...

You might be a redneck if...

The ufo hotline limits you to 1 call per day,
You mow your yard and find a car,
Have less teeth than your 2 year old,
Walk your child to school because your in the same grade,
See a sign saying "say no to crack" and you pull your pants,
Your dog and wallet are both on a chain,
People ask to hunt in your yard,
Someone shows up to your house once a day mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale.