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Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-05

Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice...

Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice...

Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn't in the bathroom.
Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”
“Darling, I'm sorry but I just didn’t like it. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just too scratchy.”

Source: Reddit.

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