Family & Marriage · 2026-11-11
A man comes home and tells his wife "Honey, we're going hunting!"
A man comes home and tells his wife "Honey, we're going hunting!"
She says "No, I hate hunting!"
He says "either we're going hunting, or I'm fucking you in the ass AND you're giving me a blowjob"
The wife replies "Alright listen, I'm not going hunting, and I'm not gonna let you fuck me in the ass, but I'll give you a blowjob" He begrudgingly agrees. When she unzips his pants a horrible smell comes out. She takes one whiff and backs away, asking "Honey your dick... it smells so bad, I can't go down on you... what is that?"
He angrily zips up his pants and replies "Yeah well the dogs didn't wanna go hunting either."
She says "No, I hate hunting!"
He says "either we're going hunting, or I'm fucking you in the ass AND you're giving me a blowjob"
The wife replies "Alright listen, I'm not going hunting, and I'm not gonna let you fuck me in the ass, but I'll give you a blowjob" He begrudgingly agrees. When she unzips his pants a horrible smell comes out. She takes one whiff and backs away, asking "Honey your dick... it smells so bad, I can't go down on you... what is that?"
He angrily zips up his pants and replies "Yeah well the dogs didn't wanna go hunting either."
Source: Reddit.