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Sports & Games · 2026-11-07

a joke for dumb people

a joke for dumb people

okay dont kill me just yet lol okay
okay a Jewish mom goes soccer league in Ireland and she says "excuse me sir do you know where i can get a soccer player from?" then the irish man says "no ma'am you dont buy them you watch them play fut ball" and the jewish mom says "well my irene i need to kidnap one then and make them my husband" then an soccer player comes up to her and gives her a beer and makes her play soccer. an hour later she got on the soccer team and every time she would play she would always drink the blood of germans

Source: Reddit.

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