General Jokes · 2026-11-12
I have a Lumberjack funny for yall.
I have a Lumberjack funny for yall.
One lumberjack asks "why are we cutting down all these trees?" The other one says "for profit, AND competition". The first lumberjack asks, "but isn't that wrong, and detrimental to the environment?" And then they chopped all the trees down and we all suffocated BECAUSE without trees, humans would not be able survive because the air would be bad for breathing. If anything, people would have to develop gas masks that filter the little oxygen that would be left in the air. Trees are a crucial part of the carbon cycle, a global process in which carbon dioxide constantly circulates through the atmosphere into organism and back again LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
One lumberjack asks "why are we cutting down all these trees?" The other one says "for profit, AND competition". The first lumberjack asks, "but isn't that wrong, and detrimental to the environment?" And then they chopped all the trees down and we all suffocated BECAUSE without trees, humans would not be able survive because the air would be bad for breathing. If anything, people would have to develop gas masks that filter the little oxygen that would be left in the air. Trees are a crucial part of the carbon cycle, a global process in which carbon dioxide constantly circulates through the atmosphere into organism and back again LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Source: Reddit.