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General Jokes · 2026-11-13

A woman decides to become childfree

A woman decides to become childfree

woman: "I'm gonna save a lot of free time if I don't have kids."

random person: "But what if your biological clock runs out? It's not gonna last too long you know."

woman: "I'll just take the batteries from my biological clock and put it in my vibrator. I'll make it last."

Source: Reddit.

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