Animal Jokes · 2026-11-07
A dad goes to the zoo with his son... (NFSW)
A dad goes to the zoo with his son... (NFSW)
They're at the primate section... the boy looks at the dad and says "Daddy, look a monkey!" And the dad laughs "That's not a monkey son. That's a orangutan! Orangutan's are apes..."
They then arrive at the Bird House... where the boy goes "Daddy! Look at this scary bird!" And the dad smiles "That's not a bird son. That's a bat! Bats are mammals..."
Then they go to the Reptile Exhibit... and the father shouts "Look son... a snake! Want to touch it?" And the boy responds "That's not a snake. This is a snake!" And he pulls out his cock
They're at the primate section... the boy looks at the dad and says "Daddy, look a monkey!" And the dad laughs "That's not a monkey son. That's a orangutan! Orangutan's are apes..."
They then arrive at the Bird House... where the boy goes "Daddy! Look at this scary bird!" And the dad smiles "That's not a bird son. That's a bat! Bats are mammals..."
Then they go to the Reptile Exhibit... and the father shouts "Look son... a snake! Want to touch it?" And the boy responds "That's not a snake. This is a snake!" And he pulls out his cock
Source: Reddit.