"Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted," my dad told me.

"Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted," my dad told me.

"Are you kidding? Really? A repost of the most upvoted joke on r/jokes?!" I shouted.

"Yup, get ready for the karma," he said. "We will be swimming in at least 1000 upvotes in less than an hour."

Edit: People hate me. :(