Thibodeaux and Pedro playing Golf

Thibodeaux and Pedro playing Golf

Thibodeaux and Pedro are playing golf. Pedro tees off first and his shot sails past the fairway and down into a patch of buttercups. Pedro goes down and starts rooting around in the buttercups. After 10 minutes he starts getting frustrated and starts swinging away with his clubs. Pedro is tearing up those buttercups. After a minute, Mother Nature comes by and is appalled at Pedro destroying her buttercups.

"Pedro! What do you think you're doing? Do you have any idea how long it took me to grow those buttercups?"

Pedro stammers out, "I'm ssss sorry Mother Nature. I'm playing golf with Thibodeaux and I lost my ball in the buttercups. As soon as I find my ball I'll replant the buttercups for you."

Mother Nature seems mollified by this. "Ok, but you better hurry and and replant them."

20 minutes of Pedro destroying the buttercup patch and he still can't find his damned ball. And Mother Nature is on her way back through.

"PEDRO!!! What the hell have you done to my buttercups? That's it. No more butter for you. No bread and butter, no buttermilk biscuits, no apple butter! Nothing to have anything to do with butter for the rest of your life!"

Pedro bursts out laughing so hard that tears are rolling down his face.

"Oh, you think that's funny Pedro?"

"Oh no Mother Nature. I love butter. It's... it's just that Thibodeaux done hit his ball into the pussy-willow."