General Jokes · 2026-11-14
There are 2 hunters in the woods and 1 collapses.
There are 2 hunters in the woods and 1 collapses.
There are 2 hunters in the woods and 1 collapses, the other one calls 911 and a dispatcher answers.
The dispatcher says "911 how can we help you?"
The hunter says "I need some help my fellow hunter just fell in the woods, what should I do?"
The dispatcher answers back "First make sure he is dead, Okay?"
We here a gun shot.
The hunter then says "What do I do next?"
There are 2 hunters in the woods and 1 collapses, the other one calls 911 and a dispatcher answers.
The dispatcher says "911 how can we help you?"
The hunter says "I need some help my fellow hunter just fell in the woods, what should I do?"
The dispatcher answers back "First make sure he is dead, Okay?"
We here a gun shot.
The hunter then says "What do I do next?"
Source: Reddit.