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General Jokes · 2026-11-14

There are 2 hunters in the woods and 1 collapses.

There are 2 hunters in the woods and 1 collapses.

There are 2 hunters in the woods and 1 collapses, the other one calls 911 and a dispatcher answers.

The dispatcher says "911 how can we help you?"

The hunter says "I need some help my fellow hunter just fell in the woods, what should I do?"

The dispatcher answers back "First make sure he is dead, Okay?"

We here a gun shot.

The hunter then says "What do I do next?"

Source: Reddit.

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