Work Jokes · 2026-11-05
Office Pervert (NSFW) (Long?)
Office Pervert (NSFW) (Long?)
Oscar was a well known pervert at his office. Monday he goes into work and hits on one of his female co-workers "Hey, Judy how about you and I go out for drinks tonight?" She said "Drop dead Oscar" Later that day he tries the same line again on another female co-worker. he got the response. It goes on for around a month until Oscar falls over clutching his heard. When the EMTs arrive on scene they rip off his pants, only to find that Oscar has a dick the size of a zucchini, all the women suddenly all yell out "Live Oscar Live!"
Oscar was a well known pervert at his office. Monday he goes into work and hits on one of his female co-workers "Hey, Judy how about you and I go out for drinks tonight?" She said "Drop dead Oscar" Later that day he tries the same line again on another female co-worker. he got the response. It goes on for around a month until Oscar falls over clutching his heard. When the EMTs arrive on scene they rip off his pants, only to find that Oscar has a dick the size of a zucchini, all the women suddenly all yell out "Live Oscar Live!"
Source: Reddit.