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Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-05

Best Love Poem Ever? Worked For Me.

Best Love Poem Ever? Worked For Me.

Roses are red,

Nuts are brown,

Mouths are wide open

It's the best in town

Girls really love it,

It isn't a sin

So when it goes stiff,

Stick it in.

It goes in dry and comes out wet.

The longer its in the stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping and starts to sag,

Its not what you think...

Its a fucking tea bag.

Source: Reddit.

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