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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-13

A boy asks his father a question........

A boy asks his father a question........

"Hey dad, why do they call gardeners 'people who have green thumbs'?"

"Oh son that's just a saying, they don't actually have green thumbs, it's like when someone gets caught stealing and they call them people who got caught 'red handed' their hands aren't actually red, they're black"

Source: Reddit.

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