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Sports & Games · 2026-11-07

Politicians Play Marbles

Politicians Play Marbles

The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

Conclusion: The higher you go in the social power structure, the smaller your balls become.

(Old but still true.)
(Please note: NO sexist reference to Hillary was made here. Nor was there any reference to Donald playing with BB's.)

Source: Reddit.

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