Family & Marriage · 2026-11-13
A shark is teaching her son how to eat a human
A shark is teaching her son how to eat a human
Shark: First, do a full circle around him, then go forward a bit. Repeat this step until you are very close to the human, then eat it.
Baby shark: Ok but why do we have to turn around it? Can't we just eat it normally?
Shark: Well... I guess, but why would you want to eat it with all the shit inside?
Shark: First, do a full circle around him, then go forward a bit. Repeat this step until you are very close to the human, then eat it.
Baby shark: Ok but why do we have to turn around it? Can't we just eat it normally?
Shark: Well... I guess, but why would you want to eat it with all the shit inside?
Source: Reddit.