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Tech Jokes · 2026-11-08

While on patrol, I arrested a burglar who had injured himself running from a home.

While on patrol, I arrested a burglar who had injured himself running from a home.

He told me he had broken in and unhooked the phone before searching the home. He panicked when he heard a woman’s voice. I entered the house and heard the same voice... “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try your call again.”

Source: Reddit.

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