How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

Nae. Nae potatoes...

*For the strength of the Emerald Isle's what makes a man of those*

*who work the land for thee, Who live upon these shores*

*I will go to Innisfree, and walk these open moors*

*A small cabin build there, of clay and wooden doors;*

*Nine bean rows will I have, alone in the summer glade*

*And know all you who read this, that pride of Ireland made.*