Everyday Situations · 2026-11-04
The presidential race
The presidential race
After the 2016 presidential race, the process of counting votes begins, only for it to be discovered that no one has voted for any of the nominees - they're all so disillusioned with the quality of candidates. After much debate, it is finally decided that the presidential race will be decided with a literal race - one lap around the fence of the White House. Bernie Sanders goes first and finishes with a time of 19.54. Donald Trump is next and he clocks in with a time of 15.38. Hillary Clinton is last, and completes her lap with a time of 11.47.
"Aha!" pants Hillary Clinton. "That must be some kind of record!"
"Not necessarily," replies Barack Obama. "Bush did 9.11"
After the 2016 presidential race, the process of counting votes begins, only for it to be discovered that no one has voted for any of the nominees - they're all so disillusioned with the quality of candidates. After much debate, it is finally decided that the presidential race will be decided with a literal race - one lap around the fence of the White House. Bernie Sanders goes first and finishes with a time of 19.54. Donald Trump is next and he clocks in with a time of 15.38. Hillary Clinton is last, and completes her lap with a time of 11.47.
"Aha!" pants Hillary Clinton. "That must be some kind of record!"
"Not necessarily," replies Barack Obama. "Bush did 9.11"
Source: Reddit.