Heard this one today. Two baseball players get to talking about the afterlife...

Heard this one today. Two baseball players get to talking about the afterlife...

...and they decide that who ever dies first has to come back and tell the other one if there's baseball in heaven.

So one of them dies, and he holds up the bargain and comes back:

"I'm baaack to teelll the secret of the afterlife... I have good news and I have bad news....."

"Go on then!"

"The good news is that there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is you're pitching tomorrow."