Funny Stories · 2026-11-03
Ice Cream Shoppe
Ice Cream Shoppe
A guy goes into an ice cream parlor. He walks up to the man at the counter and says, "I'd like some chocolate ice cream in a bowl, please." "I'm sorry, sir," says the man, "but I'm afraid we're out of chocolate." "Oh," says the man. "In that case I'll have some chocolate in a cone." So the man says, "No, no, sir. You don't understand. We have run out of chocolate." "Oh," replies the man. "Then I'll just have chocolate in any container." The man behind the counter looks at the guy and says, "OK, let's try this. Spell 'van,' as in 'vanilla.'" So, the guy spells "V-A-N." "All right," says the ice cream man, "spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry. '" The guy says, "OK. S-T-R-A-W." "Good!" says the man. "Now spell 'fuck,' as in 'chocolate.' " The guy looks at the man and says, "But there's no fuck' in 'chocolate.' " The man shouts, "That's what I've been trying to tell you, Sir!!!"
A guy goes into an ice cream parlor. He walks up to the man at the counter and says, "I'd like some chocolate ice cream in a bowl, please." "I'm sorry, sir," says the man, "but I'm afraid we're out of chocolate." "Oh," says the man. "In that case I'll have some chocolate in a cone." So the man says, "No, no, sir. You don't understand. We have run out of chocolate." "Oh," replies the man. "Then I'll just have chocolate in any container." The man behind the counter looks at the guy and says, "OK, let's try this. Spell 'van,' as in 'vanilla.'" So, the guy spells "V-A-N." "All right," says the ice cream man, "spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry. '" The guy says, "OK. S-T-R-A-W." "Good!" says the man. "Now spell 'fuck,' as in 'chocolate.' " The guy looks at the man and says, "But there's no fuck' in 'chocolate.' " The man shouts, "That's what I've been trying to tell you, Sir!!!"
Source: Reddit.