A few jokes about Marxists

A few jokes about Marxists

**JOKE 1**

Why did the Marxist's toilet overflow with blood?

It's the violence inherent in the cistern.

**JOKE 2**

Why did the Marxist get bullied at home?

It's the violence inherent in their sibling.

**JOKE 3**

Why did the Marxist protest against the release of Mortal Kombat?

It's the violence inherent in the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

**JOKE 4**

Why did the Marxist cross the road?

To get to a socialist worker's paradise bereft of the violence inherent in the system.

**JOKE 5**

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Violence.

Violence who?

It's the violence inherent in the system.