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One-Liners · 2026-11-03

The American people

The American people

Hillary challenged Donald on a swimming race from Brazil to Kenya

Donald, bragged about his swimming abilities then accepted

They both swam at 10km/h at a steady pace all the way to Kenya

En reute, they contracted zika and were hit by multiple bullets

Both completed the race but neither was found

Who won?

Source: Reddit.

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