Sports & Games · 2026-11-07
A man wants to marry one of three women
A man wants to marry one of three women
...but he's not sure who, so he gives each of them $5,000 and tells them to come back in a month and tell him what they did with the money.
The first woman says "I took your money and went shopping. New cosmetics, mani/pedi, haircut--everything to make you feel as if you married the prettiest woman on earth."
The second woman says, "I spent your money on things for you: new golf clubs, baseball stuff, a new TV for watching sports; everything to make you feel like the happiest man on earth."
The third woman says "I put your $5000 on the stock market and turned it into $10,000, and I'm giving you your money back, and I spent the rest on cosmetics, mani/pedi, and a haircut so you'll feel like you married the prettiest woman on earth."
The man decides to marry the woman with the biggest tits.
...but he's not sure who, so he gives each of them $5,000 and tells them to come back in a month and tell him what they did with the money.
The first woman says "I took your money and went shopping. New cosmetics, mani/pedi, haircut--everything to make you feel as if you married the prettiest woman on earth."
The second woman says, "I spent your money on things for you: new golf clubs, baseball stuff, a new TV for watching sports; everything to make you feel like the happiest man on earth."
The third woman says "I put your $5000 on the stock market and turned it into $10,000, and I'm giving you your money back, and I spent the rest on cosmetics, mani/pedi, and a haircut so you'll feel like you married the prettiest woman on earth."
The man decides to marry the woman with the biggest tits.
Source: Reddit.