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Work Jokes · 2026-11-06

So the votes are being counted at a democratic primary...

So the votes are being counted at a democratic primary...

and all of a sudden a polling employee exclaims to the polling station supervisor:
"I just found a Bernie Sanders ballot!"
"Hmm, put it aside for later" she answers.

A few minutes later, again:
"Here's another Bernie ballot!"
To which the supervisor answers:
"That's what i thought. This dirty cheat voted twice, eliminate both ballots"

Source: Reddit.

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