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Animal Jokes · 2026-11-08

Three cats are competing in a race.

Three cats are competing in a race.

There's an American cat named "One Two Three," a German cat named "Ein Zwei Drei," and a French cat named "Un Deux Trois." The cats all swim across a lake. The American cat finishes first, the German cat finishes second, but the French cat is nowhere to be found.

Why?

Because the un deux trois quatre cinq.

Source: Reddit.

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