Another in person joke, requires a bit of a set up

Another in person joke, requires a bit of a set up

Rip up a tissue, or sheet of paper into tiny pieces. Stick them in your pocket.

Begin telling the person that your tired because you kept having wierd dreams. First you were blowing your neighbor... Yawn... Then you sucked off his dog... Yawn again... Then you dreamed that you sucked off one of his roosters. Then pull out a handfull of tissue scraps and keep them hidden as you bring your hand up to cover a third yawn, then cough and blow the 'feathers' out..