There were three old men playing golf...

There were three old men playing golf...

and they each decided to start bragging about their adult sons.

The first man says: "I'm so proud of my son, he is a very successful car salesman that owns his own lot, and gave one of his friends a brand new Porsche."

The second man says: "That's impressive, but my son is a successful real estate owner, and gave one of his friends a house on a private beach."

The third man sighs, and says to the other two: "Wow that's very impressive. I hate to say it, but at first I was very disappointed with my son because he came out as gay. Recently, he has made some very good boyfriends though: one gave him a brand new Porsche, and the other gave him a house with a private beach!"