What type of candy do you buy for...

What type of candy do you buy for...

What type of candy do you buy for a comedian?

...Snickers

What type of candy do you buy for a happy horse owner?

...Jolly Rancher

What type of candy do you buy for a rap star?

...M&Ms

What type of candy do you buy for a divorced wife with no prenup?

...100 Grand

What type of candy do you buy for hasidic wasps?

...JewJewBees

What type of candy do you buy for study group?

...Nerds

What type of candy do you buy for breast enhancement surgery?

...Mounds

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and finally

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What type of candy do you buy for your horny incestuous dad for fathers day?

...Blow Pops!