My wife and I were in the shower together...

My wife and I were in the shower together...

Being awfully childish, I started to use her body like an instrument. When I'd tap her left boob, it made a snare noise, and her right boob was my cymbal. Her butt also made beautiful music as I struck it like bongos.

She started to get upset and yelled, "How would you like it if I used you like an instrument?!"

I replied, "Just fine, as long as I can be a flute."