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School & Education · 2026-11-04

Hillary Clinton and John McCain have a debate...

Hillary Clinton and John McCain have a debate...

I've seen a couple of versions of this joke but nothing recently on here - maybe I'm wrong....

Hillary Clinton and John McCain have a debate at a local college. During a break both go back for some coffee. Clinton, repulsed by McCain's over principled conservatism says "Sir, if I was your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee". McCain, appalled by Clinton's unbridled liberalism replies, "Madam, if I was your husband - I would drink it!".

Source: Reddit.

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