Arts & Entertainment · 2026-11-05
Fat Joke
Fat Joke
A woman who was rather on the large side turned up at the theater just before the performance was due to start.
She handed the usher two tickets.
The usher asked, “Where’s the other party?”
The woman blushed. “Well, you see one seat’s a bit small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they’re both really for me.”
“That’s fine with me, Ma’am,” the usher replied, scratching his head.
“There’s just one problem. Your seats are numbers 47 and 65.”
A woman who was rather on the large side turned up at the theater just before the performance was due to start.
She handed the usher two tickets.
The usher asked, “Where’s the other party?”
The woman blushed. “Well, you see one seat’s a bit small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they’re both really for me.”
“That’s fine with me, Ma’am,” the usher replied, scratching his head.
“There’s just one problem. Your seats are numbers 47 and 65.”
Source: Reddit.