"A very small asian man and a very large black man walk into a bar, each with an armful of apples."

"A very small asian man and a very large black man walk into a bar, each with an armful of apples."

"A very small asian man and a very large black man walk int-"

"Wait, why are you saying the beginning of the joke again?"

"Oh, I just copy/pasted it from the internet and was too lazy to cut out the first part"

The listener promptly pulls out his gun, takes aim, and says:

"Well leave it out next time god dammit!!"

And empties the clip into his stupid f*cking head.