← All jokes
One-Liners · 2026-11-03

A guy REALLY hates his neighbour

A guy REALLY hates his neighbour

One day the guy finds a lamp he rubs it and *POOF* a genie comes out of it, the genie says "I'll grant you any wish you want but I'll give your neighbour double of whatever you wish for", the guy thinks for a long time then says " Gauge out one of my eyes"

Source: Reddit.

Colorful joke posterOpen Pinterest-ready poster ↗