Hillbilly and his new neighbour

Hillbilly and his new neighbour

The hillbilly knocks on the door of his new neighbours house.

"Howdy neighbour!" he says. "In honour of you moving into the holler I'm gonna throw a party".

"There's gonna be a whole lotta drinking, a whole lotta dancing and a whole lotta screwing".

"Sounds like fun" neighbour says. "What can I bring?"

Hillbilly replies "You can bring anything you want, it's just gonna be you and me".