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Tech Jokes · 2026-11-09

So foreigners are on a boat...

So foreigners are on a boat...

Several foreigners from all around the world are on a boat. The boat begins to sink and the passengers must drop some of their cargo:

The American drops his Iphone,
Japanese: "Why'd you drop your Iphone?"
American: "Don't worry, we've got many Iphones in America!"

The Japanese man drops his laptop,
American: "And why'd you drop you laptop?"
Japanese: "Ha! We've got many computers in Japan!"

Everyone on the boat now looks at each other trying to figure out what to drop.

The Filipino, not knowing what to drop, pushes a Korean off the boat.

Everyone now looks at the Filipino, astonished.

"Don't worry! We've got many Koreans in the Philippines!"

Source: Reddit.

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