Animal Jokes · 2026-11-09
(NSFW) So my girlfriend hit me with a frozen chicken
(NSFW) So my girlfriend hit me with a frozen chicken
My girlfriend hit me with a frozen chicken.
She was getting something out of the freezer. Her skirt was lifted. Man, I was so horny at that moment. So I took her underpants down and started to fuck her. When suddenly, she grabbed a chicken and hit me in the head with it. I was surprised, and asked what was wrong: "Honey, you normally like it when I do that"
"Yes, I do, but not at Wallmart".
My girlfriend hit me with a frozen chicken.
She was getting something out of the freezer. Her skirt was lifted. Man, I was so horny at that moment. So I took her underpants down and started to fuck her. When suddenly, she grabbed a chicken and hit me in the head with it. I was surprised, and asked what was wrong: "Honey, you normally like it when I do that"
"Yes, I do, but not at Wallmart".
Source: Reddit.