Three Japanese men moved to America

Three Japanese men moved to America

Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu.

Bu: Our names are going to stand out...

Fu: Maybe we should change our names?

Chu: I know! I'll add a "ck." To the end of my name, that way my name is "Chuck."

Bu: And if I add a "ck." To the end of my name, my name will be "Buck."

Fu: I think I'm going to go home