A big Texan was in a NY bar and got a phone call...

A big Texan was in a NY bar and got a phone call...

A big Texan was in a NY bar and got a phone call. After he hung-up, he excitedly yelled, "Hey y'all! The drinks are on me! My wife just had a baby boy!" Everybody ordered drinks, making toasts, congratulating the proud new father. The bartender bought the Texan daddy a drink "...so, a baby boy, that's great!" The Texan beamed, "Yep! Weighed in at 18 lbs!" The bartender was shocked, "Did you say 18 lbs? Wow! Never heard of a baby weighing that much! He must be enormous!" The Texan replied, "Nah, that's pretty normal down in Texas. Ya know everything's bigger in Texas..."
A week later the Texan strolled into the bar again. The bartender recognized him, "...Hey, you're the Texas guy with a new baby boy! How's he doing?" The Texan replied, "Doin' just fine! Growin' like a weed!" The bartender asked, "Well, how much does he weigh now?"
The Texan replied, "14 lbs!" The bartender was taken aback and asked, "Huh? I thought you said he weighed 18 lbs... But now he weighs 14 lbs? How come?"
The Texan replied, "Had him circumcised!"