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Everyday Situations · 2026-11-05

a brunette finds a genie...

a brunette finds a genie...

the genie says "you get 3 wishes BUT twice as much will go to the blondes" the brunette wishes for 25000000 billion dollars the genie says "the blondes get twice that amount." the brunette wishes for a nice house "now blondes will get 2 nice houses" the genie said in reply. the brunette says "see that stick over there genie, i wish you would beat me half to death with it!"

Source: Reddit.

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