A boy asks his dad the difference between theory and reality..

A boy asks his dad the difference between theory and reality..

Dad: "Go ask your sister and your mom if they'd sleep with the neighbor for a million bucks".

The boy returns awhile later...

Dad: "Well, what'd they say?"

Son: "They said that they would, but I still don't understand the difference between theory and reality".

Dad: "Son, in theory we could be millionaires but in reality we live with a couple of whores".