Animal Jokes · 2026-11-10
One day a family of squirrels and a family of skunks are crossing the road...
One day a family of squirrels and a family of skunks are crossing the road...
...a car drives by and hits them. The only survivors was a baby squirrel and skunk and from that day on they became the best of friends. Years later, they're walking through the woods together:
Squirrel: Hey, have you ever wondered what we were?
Skunk: Yes, I have.
Squirrel: How about we take a guess what we are, think of a few things that might make us that animal.
So they pause to think for a bit
Squirrel: I'll go first! So, I really like nuts, I can be crazy at times and I have a bushy tail, so I must be a Squirrel!
The skunk agrees, then ponders for a bit
Skunk: Hmm, well let's see here. I am not entirely white, but I am not entirely black and I smell bad, so I must be a Puerto Rican.
...a car drives by and hits them. The only survivors was a baby squirrel and skunk and from that day on they became the best of friends. Years later, they're walking through the woods together:
Squirrel: Hey, have you ever wondered what we were?
Skunk: Yes, I have.
Squirrel: How about we take a guess what we are, think of a few things that might make us that animal.
So they pause to think for a bit
Squirrel: I'll go first! So, I really like nuts, I can be crazy at times and I have a bushy tail, so I must be a Squirrel!
The skunk agrees, then ponders for a bit
Skunk: Hmm, well let's see here. I am not entirely white, but I am not entirely black and I smell bad, so I must be a Puerto Rican.
Source: Reddit.